Sayko zaten gerçekten piskopat :D Çatışmanın ardından Nomad'e "Öldün mü lan?" diye soran bir adam... :P
Half-Life: Episode 3;
Dr. Magnusson ile Freeman arasında geçen bir diyalog, sadece ilk Half_life'ı oynayanların anlayacağı ve insanı müthiş derecede keyiflendiren bir espri barındırıyordu.
"That debacle at Black Mesa... I forgive you. You know the one I mean... Involving a certain microwave casserole."
(Black Mesa'da meydana gelen felaket için seni affediyorum. Hangisini kastettiğimi biliyorsun, bir mikro-dalga kabının geçtiği olay)
Magnusson bizi bir takım problemleri çözmek için üssün içinde bir yere gönderirken şöye diyordu bir de "What are you waiting for? A hug?" (Daha ne bekliyorsun? Sana sarılmamı mı?)
Half Life 2: Episode 3 demek istedi yanılmıyorsam :)
Episode 3 mü yazmışım? :) Episode 2 olacak o, pardon. Eee, aylardır çıkmasını bekleye bekleye bu hale geldim, normaldir :D
This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except for the ones who are dead.
But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still alive.
Dear <<Subject Name Here>>
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And torn into pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a wonderful line.
And we’re out of beta.
We’re releasing on time
So I’m GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive
One last thing
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE. (Haha) FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great,
It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking,
when there’s science to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive
PS: And believe me I am
still alive.
PPS: I’m doing Science and I’m
still alive.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I’m
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT:
While you are dying I’ll be
still alive.
FINAL THOUGHT PS:
And when you’re dead I will be
still alive.
STILL ALIVE. (Still Alive.)
An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path. He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: "Now your *third* wish. What will it be?"
"Third wish?" The man was baffled. "How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?"
"You've had two wishes already," the hag said, "but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes." She cackled at the poor man. "So it is that you have one wish left."
"All right," he said, "I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to know who I am."
"Funny," said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. "That was your first wish."
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Yaşlıca bir adam karanlık bir yolda tek başına oturmaktadır. Nereye gideceğinden emin değildir ve ne nereye gitmekte olduğunu ne de kim olduğunu hatırlamaktadır. Bitkin bacaklarını dinlendirmek için bir süreliğine oturduğu sırada karşısına yaşlıca bir kadın peydah olur. Kadın sırıtarak sorar: "Sıra üçüncü dileğinde. Ne dileyeceksin?"
"Üçüncü mü?" diye şaşırır adam. "Bir ve ikiyi dilemedim ki üçüncüyü dileyeyim?"
"İlk iki dileğini çoktan kullandın." der cadı, "ama ikinci dileğin, ilk dileğini dilememiş olmaktı. Bu yüzden hiçbir şey hatırlamıyorsun, çünkü her şey ilk dileğini dilemeden önceki haline geri dönmüş durumda." Ve ekler, "Yani tek bir dilek hakkın kaldı."
"Pekala," der adam. "Böyle şeylere inanmam ama, dilemekten de zarar gelmez. Kim olduğumu bilmek istiyorum."
"Komik," der cadı, dileği gerçekleştirip, sonsuzlukta kaybolmadan önce. "İlk dileğin de buydu."
Planescape: Torment
What can change the nature of a man?
— Ravel, Planescape: Torment